You trip, go into a roll and come up in a fighting stance. In church.
You tie your bathrobe belt in a square knot. Then check to make sure the ends
are exactly even.
You accept change from the cashier using a perfect knife hand with the thumb
carefully tucked in.
The first word out of your parrot's mouth is KIAI! and you teach your cat how
to free spar.
You shut the refrigerator door with a side kick.
You shop for clothes based on whether you can kick in them.
You look for a place to live based on the amount of practice space it
provides.
You refuse to wear shoes.